Epic performance of Bohemian Rhapsody by real life queen

I know it's been a while since my last post. I apologize. You know, it's just that I've been so busy doing things, like, all of the time.  Sometimes I don't even schedule enough time to sleep 10 hours a day. It's terrible, I know.

So I thought to myself, "How can I win back my thousands of fans?"  Also, when I talk to myself I'm very generous about how many people are interested in my blog, life, or what I have to say. Don't judge. It works for me.

I found the answer: KARAOKE.  Please, enjoy this video carefully. Don't drink hot liquids or place sharp objects near your eyeballs. Unless, that is, you are trying to remove them after suffering through this video. In that case, I completely support your self-mutilation efforts.

I must warn you, it's 6 minutes long and a bit shaky. I blame Prince Charming. He experienced several convulsions from the sheer awesomeness of my performance.